Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Crackpot News Item of the Week: "U.S. and S. Korean Warmongers Flayed for Increasing Tension"

I was surfing the website of that most inimitable of news services, the Korean Central News Agency of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, when I found this headline:

U.S. and S. Korean Warmongers Flayed For Increasing Tensions

Intrigued by this news, I was of course compelled to read on, where I learned:

"The military moves shown by the U.S. imperialists jointly with the south Korean bellicose forces under the pretext of the DPRK's recent self-defensive nuclear test are, in fact, allround preparations for a nuclear war against DPRK."

Here are some other interesting facts from this article:

"The United States is putting spurs to the introduction of latest types of nuclear war equipment..."

"...the DPRK will never overlook the reckless nuclear war provocations moves of the U.S. imperialists and south Korean bellicose forces but decisively counter them with its self-defensive deterrent forces of justice."

"In particular, it [DPRK] cannot tolerate in the least the foolish dream of the U.S. imperialists against its [DPRK's] dignified political system. They should not commit rash acts but promptly abandon their provocative and harebrained plot of nuclear war against the DPRK."

The article concludes:

"Those who are fond of fire are bound to be burned to death. If the U.S. and south Korean war maniacs persist in nuclear war adventures, they can never evade the lot of destruction."

Needless to say, that final statement will let me sleep easily tonight.

The KCNA of DPRK article is here.

N.B.: The Democratic People's Republic of Korea is also colloquially known as North Korea.

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