So, I don't know if anybody knows this, but apparently the reason why Obama's voice has such a hypnotically mellifluous tone is because he is a smoker. This just confirms what I had always believed: smoking makes you cooler.
For example, ever since I quit smoking, my voice has gone into the tanker. Once, my voice was imbued with a such a rich, husky timbre, slightly reminiscent of a single malt Scotch served neat under a gaelic moonlight. Now, my voice, according to Ted's accent test, has fallen into the desuetude of the "Midland North."
So, for the sake of our country, I urge, and we should all urge, for Obama to keep sucking down those Cowboy killers. I mean, who knows what Obama will sound like if he quits.
Read it here.